gagbug:

I’m kinda crossfaded, & i just realized the doughnut place down the street is probably not vegan because this doughnut tastes like chicken n waffles… blehhh

trauma-mouse:

pay close attention to who checks up on you and who doesn’t.

allsadnshit:

ailaalue:

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days